BOLDLY GOING SIZZLE SIZZLE
vvargs:

i was watching short poppies when suddenly karl urban

vvargs:

i was watching short poppies when suddenly karl urban

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"
Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"
German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"
English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on its cold hard surface, you people are fucking insane.
Japanese: If you don't pronounce chair exactly right, you'll end up saying testicles instead.

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

almost-trek:

Almost Human-Star Trek Crossover where James T. Kirk is a profiler and John Kennex and Dorian are working with him on an important case. Soon after their first meeting Kirk tells John that he received an anonymous threat because he got a hold on delicate information. John agrees to protect him in addition to their investigation though he is not happy about it. The first night after work when Dorian is back at Rudys they are alone in the car and James points out that John clearly doesn’t like him.

femMirrorReaperBones could run the Empire if she wanted to and everyone knows it

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uss-damnitjim:

Star Trek XI & XII - Character Tropes

Leonard McCoy

dontkissthemonkeys:

ngpeltier:

friendly reminder again…this movie comes out this year

that was not friendly. because now i am dead.
fucking karl urban.

dontkissthemonkeys:

ngpeltier:

friendly reminder again…this movie comes out this year

that was not friendly. because now i am dead.

fucking karl urban.

doctorenterprise:

can we please consider jim kirk being a total daredevil on a trampoline while leonard mccoy stands nearby with a medical kit as he frets his way to eleven new grey hairs

The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater.
J.R.R. Tolkien, The Two Towers (via observando)