CaptainCuties in the Chair
When holding auditions for the role of Batman they should have asked Adam West if he could dance.
them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials
okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”
googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed
His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”
the day i discovered AU fanfiction and the day i unofficially stopped reading books are probably correlated
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
getting into the star trek fandom was like falling into a black hole, the gravitational pull was too great to resist and the moment you cross the event horizon time freezes and you can see the past, present, and future and it’s star trek